The soap options from a grandmother's bathroom:
|grandmother soap is guaranteed to get you 25% cleaner.|
the shell shaped varieties up the cleaning potential to 26%.
although i have a choice of fragrant surfactants, i am almost afraid to choose either. last thing i want to do is be disrespectful and muck up her sink.
i may go with the neither approach. i am pretty sure that being male allows me to exercise this option.
maybe i will wash my hands, then i will wash the soap.
(that should do the trick)